Poems from the eternal

- An Ode To the Lingys -

Yoooooo
dya remember the Nokias, heartbroken, T2?
Praf hated it, knew it was all just a rouse
Cheesy Doritos, Pokemon n irn bru
N a pack of gold ciggies, to share n go twos

N Blockbusters at bottom, before it went bust?
bob grabbed all them boxes, the cards were a must
12 sealed packets, for the price of a tenner!
charizard in one, felt like a top winner

N that time when we all went trickin or treatin
that house at the top said they dint av no sweets in
So he paid us a 50 to get him some cigs
N we blagged it at shop, for some booze n a twix

Want that right next to that weird woman's house?
The one who bob said was a right sleep about?
It's kinda gross lookin' back at it now
Is she still there? probs old as owt now.

That wa same year, it wa bonfire night
Went eggin wi girls n hit that big house
That bloke who were in came chasing us out
So we cried n he felt like a proper big lout

He were that kids dad who went inside?
One who hit that man n he literally died?
Yeh, yeh, I think he's the one
Proper sad that, got prison for havin some fun

I think we all got a bit carried away.

But I like that year, best year of em all
carboots were on fire, and dad was sober
playstation, dragonball z and evanescence
Going Under and "one mans freedom fighter is another mans terrorist"

best year of em all
but baldies with leaflets followed us around
the ones with the Singh on the front?
Paying us brownies tho they said that they wunt

nails in mums tyres, even wi car ont drive
Fire in the mail, so she slept wiv a knife

Fuckin weird that wa, but I guess it wa just the times Weren't there a pighead on the doorstep too?
Cuz the pub got shut and they were all up in fumes

We all just got a bit carried away dint we?

Yeh, we all jus got a bit carried away.